Monday, September 06, 2004
Disturbance!
This morning I was disturbed at 5:15am by two cats sitting on my back wall having an enormous slanging match.
I've never heard such noise. I initially thought it was too very noisy teenagers in their bitchy mode.
I walked to the window, expecting to see full battle ensuing. But there they were... sitting on the back wall looking at each other, yet some distance apart, shouting and bawling.
Fucking cunts. Everyone knows the 11th Commandment is:
"Thou Shalt Not disturb The Rev From His Slumber, On Pain of Death"
So I pulled out my air rifle and shot at the fuckers.
They are now ex-cats.
I've never heard such noise. I initially thought it was too very noisy teenagers in their bitchy mode.
I walked to the window, expecting to see full battle ensuing. But there they were... sitting on the back wall looking at each other, yet some distance apart, shouting and bawling.
Fucking cunts. Everyone knows the 11th Commandment is:
"Thou Shalt Not disturb The Rev From His Slumber, On Pain of Death"
So I pulled out my air rifle and shot at the fuckers.
They are now ex-cats.
