Friday, August 13, 2004
Uranium
It seems I have found an unusual thing in my garden this evening. There appears to be a very large crock of uranium under the soil.
Now, I know the grounds of Milton Keynes, before the Town was founded, were often used as a military testing ground for nuclear weapons in 1946, but I was assured they had cleaned all of this up!
Never mind. Because, just as Yin Yang says, in every bit of bad, there's a little bit of good! For if I harvest it, I may be able to produce a Deadly Parsnip in my Lab, one which I can secrete into a restaurant kitchen and cause widespread death of Heathens!
My conquest grows further! Fuck Rowan and his demands for my retirement! I Am Not Finished Yet!
Fear The Parsnip!
Now, I know the grounds of Milton Keynes, before the Town was founded, were often used as a military testing ground for nuclear weapons in 1946, but I was assured they had cleaned all of this up!
Never mind. Because, just as Yin Yang says, in every bit of bad, there's a little bit of good! For if I harvest it, I may be able to produce a Deadly Parsnip in my Lab, one which I can secrete into a restaurant kitchen and cause widespread death of Heathens!
My conquest grows further! Fuck Rowan and his demands for my retirement! I Am Not Finished Yet!
Fear The Parsnip!
