Monday, August 02, 2004
Slide
This morning I have had a great slide installed in my Vicarage Orchard. It reminds me of my childhood years in which I would spend inordinate amounts of time on a slide in the local park.
I think the other attraction was that nearby we had growing a small cannabis plant, which we often attempted to toke unsuccessfully. I'm a joker, a smoker, and a midnight toker.
But the slide is a necessary construction. It gives me a chance to attract children of all ages into my Parsnip Den, where they can join in the exciting scientific experiments I have going on at the moment. I find that it is much easier to attract the children at an earlier age, and they will be converted to the Way of the Parsnip with great ease.
One such experiment I have going on at the moment involves injecting Wicked Evil Turnips with Viagra to see if they will erect into Parsnips. If successful, this will be my latest plan to rid the world of the Turnip.
Now, leave me be. I have business to attend to.
I think the other attraction was that nearby we had growing a small cannabis plant, which we often attempted to toke unsuccessfully. I'm a joker, a smoker, and a midnight toker.
But the slide is a necessary construction. It gives me a chance to attract children of all ages into my Parsnip Den, where they can join in the exciting scientific experiments I have going on at the moment. I find that it is much easier to attract the children at an earlier age, and they will be converted to the Way of the Parsnip with great ease.
One such experiment I have going on at the moment involves injecting Wicked Evil Turnips with Viagra to see if they will erect into Parsnips. If successful, this will be my latest plan to rid the world of the Turnip.
Now, leave me be. I have business to attend to.
