Wednesday, August 04, 2004
Decisions
The Left path is often more successful than the Right path. But the Right path is always more joyous than the Wrong path. Yet, the Wrong path can bring more danger, excitement, and ultimately may bring such joy that it feels like the Right path after all.
This dangerous distortion of our perception is something that we, as Good God-Fearing Christians and Parsnip Fans must work upon destroying. This type of muddled thinking is typical of today's wooly-liberal age where people are gay one day, straight the next and fucking animals on the Third Day, instead of Rising Again.
IT MUST BE STOPPED! If we are to save humanity, and stop us falling off the edge of the Earth and being smashed by the Lord God Jesus High Christ The Almighty across the cosmos, we must return to the Day of The Rope.
String all felons up! Including the bastards who've just bricked my window again. Little shits. I'm going to call their parents and tell them I'm going to get their dole cheques stopped.
Hit them where it hurts! Right In The Pocket And Then The Scum Parents Can No Longer Purchase Their Heroin! They will come grovelling to me for forgiveness, and then I will show them how the Day of The Rope has Never Died in the Parsnip Residence!
Respect The Parsnip! Or His Powers Of Dole Cheque Acquisition May Come Into Force With Drastic Consequences, Loss Of Blood And Loss Of Teeth!
This dangerous distortion of our perception is something that we, as Good God-Fearing Christians and Parsnip Fans must work upon destroying. This type of muddled thinking is typical of today's wooly-liberal age where people are gay one day, straight the next and fucking animals on the Third Day, instead of Rising Again.
IT MUST BE STOPPED! If we are to save humanity, and stop us falling off the edge of the Earth and being smashed by the Lord God Jesus High Christ The Almighty across the cosmos, we must return to the Day of The Rope.
String all felons up! Including the bastards who've just bricked my window again. Little shits. I'm going to call their parents and tell them I'm going to get their dole cheques stopped.
Hit them where it hurts! Right In The Pocket And Then The Scum Parents Can No Longer Purchase Their Heroin! They will come grovelling to me for forgiveness, and then I will show them how the Day of The Rope has Never Died in the Parsnip Residence!
Respect The Parsnip! Or His Powers Of Dole Cheque Acquisition May Come Into Force With Drastic Consequences, Loss Of Blood And Loss Of Teeth!
