Parsnips For All

... cast a monkey out!" is a well known phrase from the Bible.

Strangely enough, I noticed this morning that in my back yard there was a monkey. I was not sure from whence it had came, but I decided to take it indoors so I could fulfil this Biblical prophecy.

Later on, I was watching Wheel of Fortune on Challenge TV. It's an atrocious programme, but I'm sure most people have heard of it.

I became seriously doubtful as to the gender of one of the contestants. It seemed to be a woman, but there was a lot of unusual hair growth, and she had very unpert breasts. Also, she was named "Big Ron."

This doubt filled me with unease.

So I opened the back door and tossed out the monkey. It flew beautifully through the air and landed in a crumpled heap at the back of the yard, amongst my Parsnip Patch.

Then, I felt a lot better.

I suddenly realised that I was not watching Wheel of Fortune, but "The Ladyboys of Bangkok" which I'd rented from the local video store last night. I must have accidently pressed play while I wasn't looking.

Then I looked out into the garden to see if I could rescue the monkey, but it had gone!

How strange indeed.

I celebrated this strangeness by opening another can of Budweiser.

Best wishes,

The Parsnip