Wednesday, July 14, 2004
Post 100!
The Reverend has Now Made Exactly One Hundred Glorious Posts to His Journal!
Each and every one of those contains some important wisdom, or an interesting tale pertaining to the Ultimate Power of the Parsnip.
It comes as quite a co-incidence that I, Your Loving Parsnip, am taking a short vacation from today. I shall return within 11 days.
But I am not slacking! In fact, I am taking the message of the Parsnip abroad to foreign lands where they are primitive and do not have the internet through which they can Learn the True Way.
This important Parsnip Advocacy will do wonders to set alight the imaginations of all abroad. I hope to set up a sekrit church through which I can embezzle funds for tax purposes. But that's just a side benefit of this journey!
I know You will miss the Parsnip while I'm away. But fear not! This is a good opportunity for you to scour the archives and catch up on all of those nuggets of truth which I proclaim in every post. There will be a test upon my return, and failure is not an option. Unless you are a Heathen.
Love Your Parsnip.
Respect The Parsnip.
and most of all...
FEAR THE PARSNIP!
Each and every one of those contains some important wisdom, or an interesting tale pertaining to the Ultimate Power of the Parsnip.
It comes as quite a co-incidence that I, Your Loving Parsnip, am taking a short vacation from today. I shall return within 11 days.
But I am not slacking! In fact, I am taking the message of the Parsnip abroad to foreign lands where they are primitive and do not have the internet through which they can Learn the True Way.
This important Parsnip Advocacy will do wonders to set alight the imaginations of all abroad. I hope to set up a sekrit church through which I can embezzle funds for tax purposes. But that's just a side benefit of this journey!
I know You will miss the Parsnip while I'm away. But fear not! This is a good opportunity for you to scour the archives and catch up on all of those nuggets of truth which I proclaim in every post. There will be a test upon my return, and failure is not an option. Unless you are a Heathen.
Love Your Parsnip.
Respect The Parsnip.
and most of all...
FEAR THE PARSNIP!
