Saturday, July 03, 2004
A Clever Person!
http://www.wegmans.com/kitchen/ingredients/produce/vegetables/parsnips.asp
The creator of this page obviously knows what they're talking about! They understand the significance of the Parsnip. They know that only through thorough knowledge of the Way of the Parsnip can you reap the significant benefits available to you!
I quote:
Instead, only trust the Power of the Parsnip, whose Parsnip is prominent, strong, sturdy and, best of all, Powerful. Only through consumption of such will one attain full greatness.
However, the remainder of this page leaves me concerned. The writer does not once advocate the joys of eating Raw Parsnip. There is no need for this:
Be warned! Do not idolise false Gods such as the writer of this page! They may well know what they're talking about, but they have clearly been influenced by some shocking substance. I suspect that this is the result of sniffing glue while in their troublesome teens. They crave danger and the sweet results that can be found from conquering it! Nutmeg, ginger, mace, cimmamon and brown sugar... all clearly signs that their brains have been tarnished and addled!
There is no danger in a Raw Parsnip. But it is the best way.
It is the Only Way.
Fear the Parsnip!
The creator of this page obviously knows what they're talking about! They understand the significance of the Parsnip. They know that only through thorough knowledge of the Way of the Parsnip can you reap the significant benefits available to you!
I quote:
Selection: Look for small to medium, well-shaped roots. Avoid limp, shriveled or spotted parsnips.And I concur wholeheartedly! The limp and shrivelled parsnip is a total waste of time. You cannot gain any benefit from one so flaccid. Spotted parsnips are also sign of a disease! Beware!
Instead, only trust the Power of the Parsnip, whose Parsnip is prominent, strong, sturdy and, best of all, Powerful. Only through consumption of such will one attain full greatness.
However, the remainder of this page leaves me concerned. The writer does not once advocate the joys of eating Raw Parsnip. There is no need for this:
To bring out their sweetness, season with nutmeg, ginger, mace or cinnamon and a little brown sugarSuch blasphemy! On further consideration, I am unable to tolerate such liberal and diverse ways! These have no place within the Way of the Parsnip!
Be warned! Do not idolise false Gods such as the writer of this page! They may well know what they're talking about, but they have clearly been influenced by some shocking substance. I suspect that this is the result of sniffing glue while in their troublesome teens. They crave danger and the sweet results that can be found from conquering it! Nutmeg, ginger, mace, cimmamon and brown sugar... all clearly signs that their brains have been tarnished and addled!
There is no danger in a Raw Parsnip. But it is the best way.
It is the Only Way.
Fear the Parsnip!
