Tuesday, July 13, 2004
Ask Teh Rev: Week 4
This week's question is a short but powerful one. It will be coupled with an equally boisterous answer.
It comes from Roger Davids, from California, USA:
"Dear "Reverend",
When are you going to stop putting ideas into the minds of terrorists with your bullying and abuse of people?
Roger."
Well, "Roger"... I have never heard such insolence. You need a caning, twice over the hand, and then thrice over the bottom. Lower your trousers and bend over my desk while I fetch my Spanking Stick.
The Way of the Parsnip is Right. It is unquestionable. Those that question are doing the Devil's Work. Disobedience from the Way leads to Sin.
After your corrective therapy, I command you to say four thousand Hail Mary's, one million Our Fathers, and then three billion HAIL THE PARSNIPs.
I will be listening. If you miss so much as one of the incantations I require then I will have no bones about crashing a jumbo jet through your enormous head, which is filled with ignorance and idiocy.
This will be a lesson for all the world. I would also broadcast the aforementioned jet incident on Al-Jazeera
Fear The Parsnip!
It comes from Roger Davids, from California, USA:
"Dear "Reverend",
When are you going to stop putting ideas into the minds of terrorists with your bullying and abuse of people?
Roger."
Well, "Roger"... I have never heard such insolence. You need a caning, twice over the hand, and then thrice over the bottom. Lower your trousers and bend over my desk while I fetch my Spanking Stick.
The Way of the Parsnip is Right. It is unquestionable. Those that question are doing the Devil's Work. Disobedience from the Way leads to Sin.
After your corrective therapy, I command you to say four thousand Hail Mary's, one million Our Fathers, and then three billion HAIL THE PARSNIPs.
I will be listening. If you miss so much as one of the incantations I require then I will have no bones about crashing a jumbo jet through your enormous head, which is filled with ignorance and idiocy.
This will be a lesson for all the world. I would also broadcast the aforementioned jet incident on Al-Jazeera
Fear The Parsnip!
