Friday, June 04, 2004
The wife has left me!
I can't believe it! She'd never told me anything was wrong!
And now the Parsnip is without a Bride!
This is a terrible blow. I fear she has run off and married the Chief Executive of McDonalds UK.
There is something very sinister about it! I know she has not run off because of love for another vegetable: such as the evil turnip... but I still suspect there must be some involvement of some dark force somewhere.
A new crusade must begin! This will only be a temporary setback before the Way of the Parsnip finally inherits the Earth!
Bow before it!
And now the Parsnip is without a Bride!
This is a terrible blow. I fear she has run off and married the Chief Executive of McDonalds UK.
There is something very sinister about it! I know she has not run off because of love for another vegetable: such as the evil turnip... but I still suspect there must be some involvement of some dark force somewhere.
A new crusade must begin! This will only be a temporary setback before the Way of the Parsnip finally inherits the Earth!
Bow before it!
