Thursday, June 10, 2004
This evening
I have plans to visit a political event in the UK. It will be highly intriguing to witness the counting of votes as people get elected councillors to my local council.
I was invited (As the event is very exclusive!) by a good friend of mine who says that this is a good opportunity to cause a ruckus.
I agree. This evening, I will kill the Returning Officer, wear his clothes (and his face: I have perfected a "face stealing" transplant technique that few surgeons in the world can do) and I will announce all the results of the votes. I will declare Councillor Peter Parsnip to be duly elected as councillor of some God-forsaken ward in London!
Haha! The Way of the Parsnip is on the up! No more will I be involved in powerless and pitiful Parish Councils, with Old Dears and wannabe politicians who failed to make the grade.
I will move up in the world! And Will Have Great Influence!
Be warned! Soon I will be influencing school policy so that the daily fruit provided by the school should become a DAILY PARSNIP!!! Children will no longer be fat, as parsnips encourage regular dumping.
So Hail the Parsnip! My new Plan Will Come To Pass!
I was invited (As the event is very exclusive!) by a good friend of mine who says that this is a good opportunity to cause a ruckus.
I agree. This evening, I will kill the Returning Officer, wear his clothes (and his face: I have perfected a "face stealing" transplant technique that few surgeons in the world can do) and I will announce all the results of the votes. I will declare Councillor Peter Parsnip to be duly elected as councillor of some God-forsaken ward in London!
Haha! The Way of the Parsnip is on the up! No more will I be involved in powerless and pitiful Parish Councils, with Old Dears and wannabe politicians who failed to make the grade.
I will move up in the world! And Will Have Great Influence!
Be warned! Soon I will be influencing school policy so that the daily fruit provided by the school should become a DAILY PARSNIP!!! Children will no longer be fat, as parsnips encourage regular dumping.
So Hail the Parsnip! My new Plan Will Come To Pass!
