Wednesday, June 09, 2004
Procrastinating
It is at morning time when I feel the Power of the Parsnip at its strongest.
I have often wondered why this is, but now my scientific experiments with an EM field scanner and my sekrit Parsnip Plantation (that I keep under my hotel bed) may have given me the answer.
It appears that my parsnips emit a stronger EM field in the morning than they do it night. Consequently, as all the parsnips in my current time zone begin to give out their glorious glow, I receive the Love of all Parsnips across this stretch of world.
I Feel It! This sense of power and passion from my parsnips across the world is what drives me to produce good deeds for them all day! I have no doubt that these emissions are their way of saying "Thank You, Oh Parsnip, For Your Advocacy!"
For if I did not advocate The Way of the Parsnip, then no one else would. And the world would be a much poorer place! No Parsnips! No Glory Thrust In The Faces of all Parsnip Fans across The World! Much more Constipation!
Long Live the Parsnip!
I have often wondered why this is, but now my scientific experiments with an EM field scanner and my sekrit Parsnip Plantation (that I keep under my hotel bed) may have given me the answer.
It appears that my parsnips emit a stronger EM field in the morning than they do it night. Consequently, as all the parsnips in my current time zone begin to give out their glorious glow, I receive the Love of all Parsnips across this stretch of world.
I Feel It! This sense of power and passion from my parsnips across the world is what drives me to produce good deeds for them all day! I have no doubt that these emissions are their way of saying "Thank You, Oh Parsnip, For Your Advocacy!"
For if I did not advocate The Way of the Parsnip, then no one else would. And the world would be a much poorer place! No Parsnips! No Glory Thrust In The Faces of all Parsnip Fans across The World! Much more Constipation!
Long Live the Parsnip!
