Thursday, June 24, 2004
Pina Colada?
I turned mine into a Parsnip Colada.
Heaven, sliced, diced, pureed and distilled into a glass.
Do not underestimate the Power of the Parsnip to mix up the finest cocktails you will ever witness. And yet, you will never witness them, for you would not be brave enough to Accept the Challenge.
Cower in shame, heathens, for your time as Leader of the Way of the Parsnip will Never Arise.
The Parsnip will Reign Supreme for All Eternity!
Hail the Parsnip!
Heaven, sliced, diced, pureed and distilled into a glass.
Do not underestimate the Power of the Parsnip to mix up the finest cocktails you will ever witness. And yet, you will never witness them, for you would not be brave enough to Accept the Challenge.
Cower in shame, heathens, for your time as Leader of the Way of the Parsnip will Never Arise.
The Parsnip will Reign Supreme for All Eternity!
Hail the Parsnip!
