Monday, June 07, 2004
I got a call!
It was from Kofi Annan, the Secretary General of the UN. Some of you may remember that some weeks ago, I applied for a job at the UN in charge of their Religion and Vegetable Advocacy Directorate.
We had a small chat. I ended up telling him to shove his job up his arse because he wouldn't change it to "Religion and Parsnip Advocacy Directorate". He insisted that I do not discriminate against other vegetables, because the parsnip will not grow in certain areas of the world.
I retaliated, calling him a Heathen and a non-believer. Faith and freshly Fertilised Ground, straight from the Parsnip's seed will help the parsnip to grow anywhere. But he would not accept the Way of the Parsnip.
I am disappointed. But it is his loss.
When world hunger next ravishes Africa, BLAME KOFI ANNAN FOR IGNORING THE WAY OF THE PARSNIP!
The Parsnip is the key to solving every problem in the world. But there are obstacles everywhere to its success. But trust me, its Success Will Happen. Just a little patience is required, and then it Will Inherit The Earth.
Respect the Parsnip!
We had a small chat. I ended up telling him to shove his job up his arse because he wouldn't change it to "Religion and Parsnip Advocacy Directorate". He insisted that I do not discriminate against other vegetables, because the parsnip will not grow in certain areas of the world.
I retaliated, calling him a Heathen and a non-believer. Faith and freshly Fertilised Ground, straight from the Parsnip's seed will help the parsnip to grow anywhere. But he would not accept the Way of the Parsnip.
I am disappointed. But it is his loss.
When world hunger next ravishes Africa, BLAME KOFI ANNAN FOR IGNORING THE WAY OF THE PARSNIP!
The Parsnip is the key to solving every problem in the world. But there are obstacles everywhere to its success. But trust me, its Success Will Happen. Just a little patience is required, and then it Will Inherit The Earth.
Respect the Parsnip!
