Wednesday, May 05, 2004
A Torrent!
A fly has just flown through my window. This is one of God's creatures that I despise most horribly - he must have forgotten to eat his parsnips that day - and I feel no remorse in smacking its fucking buzzing wings into its pathetic sticky mucus and virus infected body. It makes me feel quite a Man to be ridding the Earth of such scum!
Hmm. I hear a knock at the door! It must be Mrs Gosworth for her evening "confession". Oh I say! It's a good job the wife isn't here. The wife really shouldn't be exposed to the kind of sordid tales that Old Gossy tells me.
The Grace of God and Parsnip be with you always.
Hmm. I hear a knock at the door! It must be Mrs Gosworth for her evening "confession". Oh I say! It's a good job the wife isn't here. The wife really shouldn't be exposed to the kind of sordid tales that Old Gossy tells me.
The Grace of God and Parsnip be with you always.
