Thursday, May 13, 2004
Raison d'etre
Did you know that high-rise buildings could be much stronger if they constructed them out of parsnips?
Yes indeed... the Power of a Blessed Parsnip, once sanctified by myself, would be enough to resist even the attempts of the strongest man in the world to chew through the immortal fibrous nature of the external parts of a parsnip!
There would be no way the skyscrapers would ever feel any damage in the event of an earthquake if they were laid on a foundation of parsnips. Their strength would allow them to absorb all the earthquakey vibrations and there would not be a single teacup out of place... even if every other building around collapsed in a factor 10 earthquake.
Yet another reason why Parsnips are the King of All Vegetables!
Yes indeed... the Power of a Blessed Parsnip, once sanctified by myself, would be enough to resist even the attempts of the strongest man in the world to chew through the immortal fibrous nature of the external parts of a parsnip!
There would be no way the skyscrapers would ever feel any damage in the event of an earthquake if they were laid on a foundation of parsnips. Their strength would allow them to absorb all the earthquakey vibrations and there would not be a single teacup out of place... even if every other building around collapsed in a factor 10 earthquake.
Yet another reason why Parsnips are the King of All Vegetables!
