Monday, May 31, 2004
People do not realise!
And yet ignorance is not an excuse!
The Lord WILL strike down all of these bastards that are voting against my blog on bloghop.com! (Links to which are on the right)
I assume, naturally, that all of these people are not reading properly. They do not understand the underlying message of devotion to all things Parsnip. The Parsnip will Provide if selfless toil is granted to his Power!
You didn't have an excuse before... but let this be your final warning. If you vote against because you are a turnip lover, then fear not, because all is not lost. You can read through my journal and be enlightened! Then you will immediately run to your refridgerators and burn all of your turnips in a glorious fire! Laugh as its puniness is cast into the flames and never eaten again! Feel free of its Wicked Ways!
Open your ears and mouth To Receive The Parsnip, and He Will Bless You With His Love!
The Lord WILL strike down all of these bastards that are voting against my blog on bloghop.com! (Links to which are on the right)
I assume, naturally, that all of these people are not reading properly. They do not understand the underlying message of devotion to all things Parsnip. The Parsnip will Provide if selfless toil is granted to his Power!
You didn't have an excuse before... but let this be your final warning. If you vote against because you are a turnip lover, then fear not, because all is not lost. You can read through my journal and be enlightened! Then you will immediately run to your refridgerators and burn all of your turnips in a glorious fire! Laugh as its puniness is cast into the flames and never eaten again! Feel free of its Wicked Ways!
Open your ears and mouth To Receive The Parsnip, and He Will Bless You With His Love!
