Monday, May 03, 2004
A Parsnip Mass
I found it amusing that earlier in church during one my sermons I had a young child approach me and ask:
"Why don't we have bread like the Catholics do in the church on the other side of town?"
This was interesting, because earlier I had been toying with the idea of introducing slices of parsnip into the service, akin to the communion wafers that Catholics enjoy scoffing.
I let the child know that I am working on a solution. Next Sunday we will try it! But I fear that the resulting smell from methane expelled could be rather deadly in such a closed environment as my church. But Jesus will spare the righteous!
"Why don't we have bread like the Catholics do in the church on the other side of town?"
This was interesting, because earlier I had been toying with the idea of introducing slices of parsnip into the service, akin to the communion wafers that Catholics enjoy scoffing.
I let the child know that I am working on a solution. Next Sunday we will try it! But I fear that the resulting smell from methane expelled could be rather deadly in such a closed environment as my church. But Jesus will spare the righteous!
