Wednesday, May 12, 2004
Parsnip Cannon
My work is complete on my latest invention: the Parsnip Cannon.
It works very much like an ordinary cannon. Only, it fires projectile parsnips at a punishingly powerful velocity! I have developed a new "heat seeking" parsnip, and I intend to fire one at the Bishop's arse. It will be attracted to him because his arse is the orifice through which he talks most of the time, and thus it is very hot. There it will penetrate and settle in his system, causing him severe discomfort and anal fissures for some months!
Parsnips are Powerful, and you ignore them at your Peril! Be warned! If you are a Heathen to the Way of the Parsnip too, then you may also find an attack from the rear to be a distinct possibility!
And then you too Will Feel The Wrath Of The Parsnip!
It works very much like an ordinary cannon. Only, it fires projectile parsnips at a punishingly powerful velocity! I have developed a new "heat seeking" parsnip, and I intend to fire one at the Bishop's arse. It will be attracted to him because his arse is the orifice through which he talks most of the time, and thus it is very hot. There it will penetrate and settle in his system, causing him severe discomfort and anal fissures for some months!
Parsnips are Powerful, and you ignore them at your Peril! Be warned! If you are a Heathen to the Way of the Parsnip too, then you may also find an attack from the rear to be a distinct possibility!
And then you too Will Feel The Wrath Of The Parsnip!
