Monday, May 03, 2004
In a little town...
... called Mevagissey, I reside and reign supreme over my congregation. At church, I am the Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip. No one dares challenge my authority. I tell the Old Dears - "You must eat parsnips and feed them to your husbands every day!" - and they swallow it whole. I like it when they do that.
Vote for the parsnip!
Vote for the parsnip!