Parsnips For All

... I just thought I'd let you know that opening up later is the first Farmer's Market in Mevagissey. I will, of course, be inspecting to ensure that there is a stall selling parsnips. These farmers will get the blessing of me, and they may find that their crops have grown strong come harvest. Those who do not may discover it is a big mistake to ignore me.

The Lord will provide his bounty to those who follow his whim word for word! Even the bits that contradict each other.