Monday, May 24, 2004
A Cloud
There has been unpleasantness.
I must leave immediately.
Quick tip: never put a fork through the eye of the chef because he won't serve Parsnip a la Parsnip. It generally causes much blood to be splashed around, and then allegations are let loose about mental illness and charges of grievious bodily harm, etc. etc.
All unbefitting to a Man of the Cloth!
And of course, they would obstruct the Way of the Parsnip!
God meant for me to smash his weedy, toady eyes in with a big sausage poking fork.
I must leave immediately.
Quick tip: never put a fork through the eye of the chef because he won't serve Parsnip a la Parsnip. It generally causes much blood to be splashed around, and then allegations are let loose about mental illness and charges of grievious bodily harm, etc. etc.
All unbefitting to a Man of the Cloth!
And of course, they would obstruct the Way of the Parsnip!
God meant for me to smash his weedy, toady eyes in with a big sausage poking fork.
