Parsnips For All

I don't have much time to keep the world informed of my progress this morning, as I'm very busy preparing the house in order to receive the Bishop later this morning. I am extremely concerned about a dream I had about a world where parsnips grow poorly and the only edible ones are being mass produced in a factory in Singapore. Some may even conclude that this is an omen of things to come.

I am sure that it's not, and it's just McDonalds trying to attack me with their Evil Thought Machine. Parsnips will live on forever, as He will grant them eternal life.

Hail the Parsnip!